Home plight: St. Joseph High School’s neighbors ask county to penalize unpermitted softball field for alleged hazards
Santa Maria Sun
May 7, 2026
It’s a classic Orcutt dilemma: a beautiful new softball field at St. Joseph High School, and a whole lot of stray balls landing in the backyards of Knollwood Terrace. According to the *Santa Maria Sun*, neighbors of the townhome community have had enough of the unpermitted field, asking the county to step in over safety hazards. Some folks have turned collecting errant softballs into an accidental hobby—stashing them in bags and boxes—while others kindly toss them back over the fence. But when you’re worried about a line drive hitting a window or, worse, a person, the goodwill wears thin.
For those of us who grew up near school fields, we know the sound of a crack of the bat can be either nostalgic or nerve-wracking. This isn’t about being anti-sports; it’s about a field that went up without the proper permits and oversight. St. Joseph is a proud local institution, but our unincorporated county neighborhoods deserve clear rules, too. Let’s hope the county and school can work out a solution that keeps the Knights swinging safely—without turning Knollwood Terrace into a de facto outfield.
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